i gave my grandpa a microwaved burrito and his dentures got caught in the tortilla so he ended up ALMOST EATING HIS OWN TEETH and all i could think was “damn taco bell gave that girl a poster and here’s my grandpa eating his own dentures”
rudolph the red nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history!!!!!
(someone had to explain it to me too it’s ok)
i bet it was mrs. claus
i wanna be sid from hey arnold for halloween but don’t wanna tape a hot dog to my nose
looking at tokyo’s subway maps makes me think my city is smaller than a beetle